This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this.
I want to cry
it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form (◡‿◡✿)
THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.
whose nervous system is this?
Using pennies to tile my bathroom floor. Here’s what I have so far.
I like this a lot but it also stresses me out because won’t the water from the bathroom turn all the pennies the same gross color eventually?
what if you put a towel down before you get out of the shower? or when they do become the same color you could just get clorox or something to brighten them and maybe even change the pattern?
all is good my friend. all is good
Date night in a jar
(Could be altered to be best friend dates in a jar)
I used big popsicle sticks and spray painted them different colors. Each color represents a different type of date (and each color is explained on the tag) and the white sticks were used as fillers.
Red sticks have more expensive dates on them that require planning on our part.
- Bed and Breakfast
- Dinner at a fancy restaurant
- Hotel stay for the night
- Auburn home game and away game
- Concert and dinner (his choice)
- Concert and dinner (my choice)
- Weekend away
- Coupes Massage
Dark pink sticks have “at home” dates:
- Chopped Challenge (like the television show on FoodNetwork)
- Fondue and Almost Famous
- Takeout and board games
- 1,000 piece puzzle and pizza
- Football game and nachos
- Popcorn and a chick-flick
- Crosswords and breakfast for dinner
- Make a dessert together
- Friday Night Lights marathon
- Homemade pizzas and an Italian movie
Light Pink dates have things we can do away from home but are less expensive than the red and don’t require as much planning.
- Dinner and a movie (my choice and his choice)
- Laser tag and go carts
- Mexican night at Cocina Superior
- Drive-In date
- Dessert only date
- Window shopping for the house
- The Melting Pot
- Coffee Date
This is dope
my mom sent me a text asking if I met anyone cute to date at school yet this year and I replied to her just with this video
a serious fucking problem in society that needs to be stopped immediately
This is literally me in a nutshell you don’t even know
I’m watching Adventure Time and the Banana Guards are so stupid that they’re cute
I can summon a storm of weird hybrid chickenducks
my doodles come to life? I dunno xD
CAN I SHOOT SNOWFLAKES AND STAR LIGHT OUT OF MY HANDS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
IS MY SUPERPOWER THE ABILITY TO SMASH THE PATRIARCHY? FUCK YEAH
I AM A LAWYER AND I HAVE THE POWERS OF ELSA FROM FROZEN
I CAN MAKE ANY OF YOUR PEASANT TUMBLR ACOUNTS DEACTIVATED DEPENDING ON IF YOU PLEASE ME OR NOT